Conversation between my wife and I the other night.
Moo: You’re a punk.
Mrs. Moo: Yeah, well you’re a smelly punk now go to sleep.
Moo: I only smell because I sleep downwind from you.
Mrs. Moo: No no, you sleep downwind from me because I refuse to have it the other way. Now shut up and go to sleep.
Moo: But I’m hungry.
Mrs. Moo: Go to sleep Joshua or I will make you go to sleep.
Moo: How would you make me go to sleep? Tell me about your day?
Mrs. Moo: Oh yeah. I stayed home all day and played World of Warcraft, that’s WoW. I went and killed a bunch of allies and then the guild wanted me to tank stuff…. oh wait, no that’s your day.
Moo: Actually I only played WoW most of the day, the rest of the day I spent writing your suicide note.
Mrs. Moo: Bastard.
Moo: Good night sweetie.
